My name is Alex, I'm a cat enthusiast/reblogger extraordinaire, and I watch way too much TV.
Reach for the stars, people. Rob does.
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Has it been done yet?
Alyssa Edwards is my flawless queen.
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The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
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WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT
mAYOR STUBBS
”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”
and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass
A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people
“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”
I’ve met this cat once. He rules Talkeetna with an iron fist. I saw him order the execution of 10 men for failing to deliver his food on time. It was brutal.
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santino, will you
please shut the fuck up with your
no-drag knowledge mouth
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how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
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